No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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