is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Randomize