from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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