OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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