rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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