she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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