do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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