I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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