guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
zippers are such a cool invention
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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