She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You need a sexual gate keeper
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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