you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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