I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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