IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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