How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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