Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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