YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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