He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just had sex on a roof
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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