and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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