idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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