oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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