no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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