Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm really busy with my period
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