My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
My feet surprised me
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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