Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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