I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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