Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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