Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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