I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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