Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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