He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
