Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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