okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Oh god it's open bar.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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