no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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