yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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