She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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