I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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