Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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