You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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