WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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