You're completely useless in the revolution.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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