I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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