How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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