absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked