I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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