i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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