When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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