you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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