yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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