Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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