I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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