What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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