awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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