you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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