i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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