3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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