Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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