playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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