Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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