these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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